JIM: I’m just saying that you can’t be sure that it wasn’t you.
DWIGHT: That’s ridiculous, of course it wasn’t me.
JIM: Marijuana is a memory loss drug, so maybe you just don’t remember.
DWIGHT: I would remember.
JIM: Well, how could you, if it just erased your memory?
DWIGHT: That’s not how it works.
JIM: Now how do you know how it works?
DWIGHT: Knock it off, okay, I’m interviewing you.
JIM: No! You said that I’d be conducting this interview when I walked in here. Now exactly how much pot did you smoke?The Office, 2x20 Drug Testing
I LOVE THIS SO MUCH, STILL. The look on Dwight’s face at the end! “Now exactly how much pot did you smoke!!?”
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This gag will never cease being funny. EVER.
The Office 2.12, The Big Bang Theory 3.03, Modern Family 1.08
Why is it that whenever my favorite characters get sprayed in the face I laughhhh and laughhh and laughhhh….? BECAUSE IT’S FUNNY AND IT NEVER GETS OLD!
JIM; Sure, I’m a little nervous, but doing our work will make us feel better. I only slack off when things are good.The Office, 6x09 Murder
It took me two minutes to decide which frame of his smile to use cause, seriously, each one is so perfect. STOP IT, JKRAS! ♥
The Office 6.09 - “Murder”
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I. Could. Not. Stop. Laughing.
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OH, B.J.!! ♥♥
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Jim: Really?
Pam: IT WASN’T ME. I’M NOT GOING DOWN FOR THIS!
Jim: Yeah, I wanna go home.
Pam: Get the keys out of my purse. Start the car.The Office, 6.09: Murder
Dwight: Important thing to remember, Jim: We always have what is called the element of surprise.
- The Office, 6x09 Murder
Jim: Okay. I’m just going to skip right past the what and go with why?
CSI: ScrantonThe Office 6x09 Murder.
THIS is amazing.




